Tuesday, January 22, 2008

CNN officially puzzled.

CNN- "All we said was that voters who are both rhythmically-gifted and penilely-challenged are worrying their nappy little girl heads as to which token they should blindly support," said a spokesperson, "I don't know why everyone's in such a tizzy about it."

7 comments:

staghounds said...

It's just a setup for November, when you'll be a racist AND a sexist because you aren't voting for them both.

Actually it's funny- after being indoctrinated for years with identity politics, even some black and woman targets haven't fallen for it.

Bryan said...

If Dr. Paul doesn't win then I would settle for Play-dough for president. If we can't fix the government then I wholely support not making it worse.

You can even use black play-dough and make a set of mammary glands to support your bigotry of choice.

Zoe Brain said...

This is wrong on so many levels...

rickn8or said...

Zoe--

Except for that lame-ass pistol grip, it's why I want a granddaughter the next time around.

Tam said...

No Cali faux pistol grips here.

Anonymous said...

Didn't this kind of talk get Imus fired? OldeForce

perlhaqr said...

Tam: re: M&M

The cute! It burns! My face is melting! No longer can I maintain my stoic visage. Must. Resist. Urge. To smile.

Damn. Failed. :D

I'm looking forward to making my very pink-oriented niece such a rifle when she gets a bit older. Man. My sister turned out 4 kids. I'm going to go broke being the good uncle.