Saturday, March 08, 2008

A New Game:

Awful B-Movie Title or Fair & Balanced News Headline? You Decide:

Sadistic Killer Lesbians Shared Blood Lust

(H/T to Brian J. Noggle)

7 comments:

Earl said...

Only sentenced to a Man's Prison would have been better, but maybe their story will become another movie I won't ever see. Have to go find something beautiful to wash my mind out with.

Turk Turon said...

What a horrific story!
I would cast Mina Suvari and Charlize Theron as the murderers and Christina Ricci as their victim. Tony Scott to direct.
Seriously, the headline could have read "Sadistic Killers Shared Blood Lust" without losing anything except salaciousness.
Back in the 60s the Manson Girls didn't take their prosecution seriously, either. Now they're old women and they're going to die in jail. Only one of them is eligible for parole, and every time she (Kasabian, I think) gets a hearing, Sharon Tate's little sister shows up to oppose her release. They show the hearing on TV, and it's eery to see them sitting at the same table. She looks so much like her sister that it's almost as if the victim has risen from the dead to confront her attacker.

Turk Turon said...

On second thought ...
The full title is perfect for 1080i in 16x9. Maybe make the letters animate and drip. Real over-the-top exploitation style.
For Lifetime-HD, maybe?
Just a thought.

P.S. No, not Lifetime. Spike-TV. And during sweeps week.

BobG said...

Grindhouse movie of the week.

bumper sticker philosopher said...

Based on what they did, Yes I think its a fair and balanced headline...

Roberta X said...

Ew. Ew ew ew.

It was creepy when you read it out loud and it's creepy now.

Words Twice said...

Apparently, this is not a unique incident. I am going to have to rent the movie adaptation.