View From The Porch: Close the polls...

Monday, March 10, 2008

...we have us a winner:

Unknown said...: What in Odin's name are "lunar cooties"?; 10:19 PM, March 10, 2008
Rob K said...: Have you seen Aliens, Marko? Them cooties grow big out there!; 10:41 PM, March 10, 2008
Christina RN LMT said...: Uh, don't their SPACESUITS prevent exposure to lunar cooties?!

Sheesh. Some people have no grasp of science.; 11:01 PM, March 10, 2008
Anonymous said...: May I assume they are of a genus different from Mars cooties?

Where and how do people come up with this stuff?!!!; 11:49 PM, March 10, 2008
phlegmfatale said...: of course the cooties grow big in space- they can easily out-pace a free-floating cloud of cootie spray.; 12:15 AM, March 11, 2008
Mark said...: There was me lamenting all the re-makes of old 70s and 80s IP, when the next Summer Blockbuster's right there.

From the people who brought you Snakes on a Plane:

Cooties... FROM SPACE!; 3:26 AM, March 11, 2008
CrankyProf said...: No, no....you misread. Some dumbass was looking for porn by googling lunar coochies.; 8:24 AM, March 11, 2008
BobG said...: If they had said "looney cooties" I would have thought they were looking for an article on hippies.; 5:39 PM, March 11, 2008
Anonymous said...: Girls? On the Moon?

NASA has been hiding the best bits from us all!

( Oh, and there is no danger of getting Mars Cooties ... everyone knows that Mars Needs Women. ); 11:12 AM, March 12, 2008