It's Girl Scout cookie time! Hooray!
Anyway, last night RobertaX and I were in the kitchen, doing some damage to a box of "all abouts"; cookies that are schmeared with a dollop of chocolate on the bottom and have some word related to girl scouting on the top. As we nosh, we're reading off the cookies to each other...
Me: "'Nother courage."
RobertaX: "Apparently they're a very up-to-date organization."
*Insert long pause as next row of cookies is divvied up.*
RobertaX: (obviously on some new train of through) "You know, somewhere on this planet there is a twisted individual paying a dominatrix to waterboard him."
Me: (still on previous conversation) "Dressed as a Girl Scout?!?!"
*'Nother long pause, this time for a helpless fit of the giggles."
Me: "This was mostly your schtick, I guess you get to blog it."
RobertaX: "No thanks. I don't think I want the Google hits I'd get from 'dominatrix', 'waterboarding' and 'Girl Scout'. Besides, my mom reads my blog."
Oh, and happy 96th birthday, Girl Scouts of the USA!