Monday, March 10, 2008

Today In History: Armageddon!

On this date in 1982, everyone on the Earth was killed as massive tidal forces ripped the planet's crust, triggering tsunamis and earthquakes of Biblical proportions during the great Syzygy.

5 comments:

Mark said...

And if that doesn't shred your last vestiges of respect for the bestseller list, I don't know what will.

Breda said...

I wonder if it had the same publisher as An Inconvenient Truth?

(by the way, was that printed on recycled paper?)

BobG said...

I must have slept in that morning and missed it.

Oldsmoblogger said...

Bob, it was awful. Bodies kept washing up on the tree lawn for a solid week.

Anonymous said...

It Happened! The .gov covered it up! The Bush nazis were behind it! Republicans stole the tidalwave! Al Bore saved us! Evil Corporate Kingpins like Helliburton caused the alignment to make millions!

-Diamondback