Tuesday, April 06, 2010

I doubt it.

Shermlock Shomes is skeptical of Hereditary Congresscritter Andre Carson's claim that Tea Partiers shouted the "N-word" at him not once, not five times, but "fifteen" times.

I am a survivor of Carson's congressional race, which was a sort of Special Olympics of Elections. I have seen him in commercials and interviewed on TeeWee more than OSHA guidelines deem safe; exposure to that many meaningless platitudes is what causes babies to be born with extra heads.

I have yet to see proof that Andre Carson can count to fifteen without pulling off a sock.

10 comments:

Michael said...

+1 internets for Tam! I survived that race as well.

Nathan said...

I am acquainted with Gabrielle Campo, and I am here to tell you that it is a crying shame that the majority of folks in the Seventh voted for genetics over actual intelligence.

Mad Saint Jack said...

I love this photo of Jesse Jackson Jr at the scene of the non-crime with a camera.

http://gatewaypundit.firstthings.com/2010/04/black-caucus-blogger-better-cameras-would-have-picked-up-n-word/

Anonymous said...

I doubt he could count that high with hands & feet free of socks and mittens.

Him and the governor of NY.

Jim said...

I think he'd use two hands, one foot and have toes left over.

Ian Argent said...

$DEITY help him if he has to count past 21...

WV: bicticke - the guy who always manages to lose the lighter you handed him?

Boat Guy said...

Given that nobody stepped forward to claim the $10K (now $100K) that Breitbart was offering to the United Negro College Fund - and Rep Jackson's phone camera - I figger we'd have LOTS of "film" by now if there was ANYTHING even remotely like the "accounts" given by these tools. P'raps the left is slowing down in their photoshopping - or the folks who do it are working for WikiLeaks now.

alath said...

Don't be harsh, Tam. It's a hereditary condition: he can't help it. What we really need is a Jerry Lewis Telethon to raise some money and build a special home for these folks where they can live under the supervision of trained professionals.

Charles Pergiel said...

What if he was yelling "N-word" instead of the N-word? Did anybody listen for that? And if you said that, would it still be racist?

Anonymous said...

Charles,
You're behind the times. NOT being a socialist IS being a racist.
The world is composed of Obamessiah supporters and in-bred Klansmen who WOULD shoot people if they could, but are so stupid they keep putting the gun muzzle to their shoulders and pushing the triggers, thereby shooting themselves.
Haven't been watching the Dinosaur news, have you?