Saturday, April 17, 2010

Uh, no thank you...

Marketing ideas I just don't get, #397,641:


It's gotta be hard, getting that blend of esters of Grey Goose, cocaine, and vomit just right. I wonder if someone will do Eau de Rehab?

I'll pass on this one, I think.

9 comments:

Brian J. said...

I use my nose to smell, just like Ashton Kutcher!

og said...

Good lord.

I have always thanked God that I cannot smell the people on TV. Imagine being able to watch TV and catch an overripe whiff of Ruby Starr, or Bud Cort, or John Belushi. Think about how horrid it would be to flip through the channels and come accidentally upon a reeking Amy Winehouse.

bleaugh. I just threw up in my mouth a little.

B Smith said...

Heh. Best in lineup:
J.Lo's 'My Glow'---Capture the essence of being a new mom! Uh, NO.

Sarah Jessica Parker's---Capture the essence of Carrie Bradshaw (a desperate, aging slut in NYC). PASS.

rickn8or said...

I dunno. If I find a youngish lady that smells like Outer's solvent, I might consider giving marriage another try.

Charles Pergiel said...

Tam, why do you have to be so contrary? Why can't you just go along with whatever Madison Avenue tells you is cool?

Oh! Wait! You should market your own fragance, ala rickn8or, eau de 45!

Anonymous said...

If i ever find a gal who smells like butche's bore shine and burnt imr powder. WoW!!

Walt

reflectoscope said...

Perhaps Kari Byron? Burning metal, smokeless powder residue, and a whiff of minor nuttiness from Adam and Jamie.

On second thought, lets just push the whole mess into the East River and forget about it.

Jim

Anonymous said...

Must . . . resist . . . joke . . . that . . . will . . . get . . . me . . . in . . . trouble.

O.K., we're all thinking it but I just HAD to type it. :-)

Shootin' Buddy

BobG said...

Open a can of tuna and smell like Paris Hilton...