Thursday, May 06, 2010

Be aware of the walking dead.

Have you noticed emaciated figures shambling through your yard?

Does the stench of the crypt pervade your neighborhood?

Is your best friend suddenly acting all strange and trying to chew through your scalp?

Did you know that May is Zombie Awareness Month?

12 comments:

Sigivald said...

June is awareness month awareness month.

Anonymous said...

1, Have you noticed emaciated figures shambling through your yard on their way to vegan joints?

2. Does the stench of the dope and grilled eggplant pervade your neighborhood?

3. Is your best friend suddenly acting all strange and trying to vote for Obama?

I thought these were all signs of the Broad Ripple Art Fair?

Shootin' Buddy

Nathan said...

Wear the grey ribbon.

Hypnagogue said...

Zombiism: an ounce of prevention is worth 1 1/4 ounces of cure.

Joanna said...

Shootin' Buddy beat me to it. My punch line was: "That's just Tuesday in the Fine Arts department."

Don't be hatin' on the eggplant, though. That stuff's darn tasty.

Jason said...

They say if you're ready for zombies, you're ready for anything.

What if you're ready for Commie Hippie Zombie Bears In Runaway Dumptrucks? Is that too ready?

Anonymous said...

Don't be fooled. Z.A.M. means the Zombies are more aware; it's a veritable banquet of foodstuffs for them in the merry merry month. Gray armband = gray matter...fried eggplant = fried brains.

You see one o' them armbands? That's a zombie right there. Tricky undead bastards.

AT

Thomas Johnson said...

Be aware of Citbank, Bank of America and JP Morgan. If they ever mark to market, zombiebanks all.

Ed Foster said...

Shades of Shootin' Buddy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4

Kristopher said...

The media never covers this stuff properly.

They completely missed Walpurgis Night last weekend ... Night of the Walrus.

I think I can still see the tusk marks in my back yard.

monkeyfan said...

Zombies!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4

monkeyfan said...

Ooops! Damn you clippy!

Sorry Mr. Foster here be the other Zombies: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMPHAE-HpLE