RX: "Look, a church for sale... Hey, you could buy it and set up your own! 'Tamara's First Church of Sit the %*&# Down'! You could write sermons on topics you think are important, like 'You Can Google That $#!t'."
Me: "That'd look awesome on the little sign out front. Wow, it's like you know me or something."
My half of Rashomon...
Riding in the car with Bobbi yesterday, she asked if her driving was making me nervous. I told her no, it's just that her control inputs were a little abrupt, and so all the vector changes were very sudden. She gave a response that only half made sense, so I pondered it for a second:
Me: "Wait, there's something I'm not getting here..."I ran the word-sounds I had heard through my parser again and realized that what I had heard was "the increment isn't fine" and not "the anchorman isn't funny", and then started laughing too. However, "the anchorman isn't funny" became the all-purpose phrase at Roseholme for the rest of the day.
RX: "My control inputs are digital, not analog, and the inc..."
Me: "Yeah, I get that, but I don't get the bit about '...the anchorman isn't funny'."
RX: *Gives me the look you give someone who has suddenly started spouting gibberish*
Me: *equally baffled, just sit there blinking back*
RX: *starts laughing hysterically*