Saturday, February 04, 2012

Overheard in the Office:

RX: "Phhtt. Ann Coulter."

Me: "What's she doing now?"

RX: "Defending Romneycare. She just toes the Republican party line."

Me: "Of course she does. She's a Neocon, and I don't mean that in the way it's usually used, which is 'Someone with whom I disagree', but in its original sense, which is 'A big-government Democrat who doesn't like abortion or Muslims'."

RX: "She would approve of aborting Muslims."

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

They just keep self-selecting themselves out of the group, don't they?

Somehow, I see a wookie suit in my future, whether I want one or not....

Bubblehead Les. said...

Ann Coulter is to Conservatism the same as Farmer Frank is to Gun Control.

Nathan said...

"She would approve of aborting Muslims."

The radical nutcase ones, post-natally. But then, who wouldn't?

Anonymous said...

Back in the 90's I read a book on the clintons(know thy enemy)and the author described her as subsisting on champange,cocaine,and cigarettes.

I love to watch her on RED EYE with Greg Gutfeld.She may be a kook,but she is so pretty to look at.A breath of fresh air amongst Fox's silicone filled,big haired,regulars.

hootie11bravo

Anonymous said...

She's a lawyer so she is by vocation able to defend any position on a moments notice.

I wonder if she typed it one handed while she held her nose with the other.

Gerry

Frank W. James said...

According to this morning's fish wrap, Ron Paul will make and be on the ballot for the Indiana Republican primary this May.

At least HE'S an alternative to idiots such as this...

All The Best,
Frank W. James

azmountaintroll said...

I've said it before and I'll say it again: with Ron Paul shaping up to be the protest candidate for both the Left and the Right, America's going to wake up on the 7th of November to the ultimate Coyote Morning.

Kristopher said...

Retroactive abortions, I think.

That is a plank I could get behind for Jihaddis ...

Drang said...

Ann Coulter lost me when she advocated converting the world to Christianity at bayonet point, somewhere around 09/12/2001. And, at that point, I didn't even know who she was.

Art said...

On HuffPo (i know, i know) Ann is quoted saying to Mittens "You owe me and you better be as right-wing a president as I’m telling everybody you’re going to be”

Just another gas-bag looking to secure future employment.

Lewis said...

Hootie11b said: subsisting on champange,cocaine,and cigarettes.

Lewis replies: I can't be the only one who immediately flashed on "living on reds, vitamin C and cocaine," can I?

Matt G said...

I heart you two, sometimes. I really, really do.

Motor-T said...

Lewis, she did follow The Dead for a while.

charles said...

Lewis, I had to go back and read it twice before I saw the actual words on the screen and not the song in my head.