Books. Bikes. Boomsticks.
Self-Checkout aisles are like wheelchair ramps for introverts.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: The Republicans hate women!
Yeah, that's why they put up Sarah Palin as Veep last Election, 'cause they HATE Women!BTW, why isn't Hillary Veep instead of Biden, if the Democrats LOVE Women?Sounds like Sexism to me.
That stuff will rot your brain, Tam.OTOH sometimes it does get your blood moving.
I still go with Hemingway on that one:To die. In the rain.
I'm partial to "To show the 'possum it could be done."
Curses! Nabbed again.
A: because he's got warrants.
To get a WIC card, free cell phone, utility bills paid, reduced rent, free lunch for its chicks, a bus pass, free breakfast for its chicks, and a handicap parking placard.
All from Obama's stash, no doubt! :D
Couple years without cable now...Its a beautiful thing!
I thought it was to show the armadillo it could be done....(Q: Why did God invent armadillos?A: So the rednecks could have possum on the half-shell....)
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