RX: "Dinosaurs didn't have a space program."I'm always cranky and xenophobic on Tuesdays.
Me: "How do you know they didn't?"
RX: "Because they aren't still around. Bill Clinton had a space program, and he's still around. Barack Obama has... uh... a space program that somehow involves reaching out to the Muslim world..."
Me: "I can think of a program of outreach to the Muslim world involving rocket ships."