Just yesterday I was all patting myself on the back over keeping up a 3.5 post/day average for seven years and so of course I wake up this morning and I've got bupkis. Total writer's block. My head is emptier than the Women's Studies building at the University of Riyadh.
We could sit around and tell knock-knock jokes, but I can't remember any of those off the top of my head, either.
I'm off to CNN.com; if I can't find anything to make fun of over there, I may as well go back to bed and try again later.