Wednesday, November 26, 2014

The Protocols of the Elders of WTF?

Oh, Seattle! You're the best! California used to be the home of looniness in this country, but the Bay Area is now the home of stodgy establishment companies like Apple and Google, while the epicenter of hippie weirdness has obviously migrated north since the Summer of Love.

First you have the mayor pardoning a Tofurky for WASP Imperialism Day, and then you have your own Ferguson protests, where some banner-carryin' Seattleites show they're down for the cause of what is this I can't even:

Jesus, it's like a reflex with these people. I'm kinda surprised they didn't manage to work George Bush in there somehow.