Modern Phenomena

The Taxiway Toccata: This is when everybody turns their phones on or takes them out of airplane mode as the plane is taxiing to the gate and the whole cabin is filled with the blingles and bleeps of four hours of accumulated text messages times one hundred passengers...

Surprise Tuesday: This is the day when the UPS truck brings the mystery presents that drunk weekend you bought for sober weekday you while surfing Amazon at 0130 on Saturday morning.
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