Overheard in Front of the Television...

Chattanooga was in the headlines this morning, as was a certain amount of dullardness and general lack of clue...

Savannah Guthrie: "We're gonna start with NBC's Gabe Gutierrez, there at the scene. Gabe, good morning to you."

Gabe Gutierrez: "Savannah, good morning. Today the search for a motive intensifies..."

Me: *waves raised hand frantically* "Ooh! Ooh! I know the motive! Pick me! Pick me!"

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