Their mother, speaking to a reporter through her nephew - the bombers' cousin - on the doorstep of the family home in Molenbeek, told Het Laatste Nieuws that they were sure he had not planned to kill anyone.Sooooo...our theory here is that Li'l Achmed al-Dindunuffin, who was in the process of turning his life around, was on his way to weekly Koran Study when he tripped and fell into an explosives vest.
‘This was not his plan, that's for sure,' she said. 'The fact that his suicide belt exploded without killing anyone says a lot.'
The family added: ‘We even saw him two days before the attacks. There were no signs that they has plans to do anything violent.’
The family admitted he had spent ‘a long time’ in Syria.
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Another family member at the brothers’ home claimed that he would not have wanted to become a suicide bomber: ‘Maybe the explosives went off prematurely by accident. Maybe it was stress.’
Not knowing how to get the vest off, he flagged down a passing rental car full of bearded men with Kalashnikovs (one of whom happened to be his brother) in the hope that they would take the vest off of him, and instead, they dragged him into the car to join their jihad... Do I have this theory about right?