Purity Check

Examine your wardrobe.

Award yourself one point for any garment that meets any of the following criteria:

• Military surplus
• Has MOLLE loops
• Non-hunting-oriented camo (double points for Multicam, triple for Kryptek)
• Any gun- or gun-related company branding other than Beretta or Browning
• Made by: Arc'teryx, Kitanica, Propper, 5.11, Blackhawk, et al
• Has gun-specific features like mag pouches or holster compartments
• Has epaulets 

Tally up the total number. This is your score. It is important that it be displayed prominently in online interactions because everyone with a lower score is a Fudd and everybody with a higher score is a Tactard. You must fight with them to the death,