ProTip...

So, when you and your bud are rolling down the road in your Mercury Sable hooptie and both front seats are so far reclined that the tops of y'all's heads are barely visible in the back window...

AND the herb you're smoking is so dank that I'm getting a contact high three car lengths behind you rolling down College Avenue at 40mph...

AND you've got a burnt-out brake light...

AND either both your turn signal bulbs are also burnt out or (more likely) you're just not bothering to use them...

I want you to know that when you get pulled over, it's because you got profiled, alright, but it wasn't "racial profiling".
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