Overheard in the Hallway...

Me: *whining, and apparently not enunciating well* "Ỡħ, Î ǥøⱦ ɐȵ ḙƴɛȴɑṧħ ƫūṝṋềƌ ïǹṧɨďĕ-ōůẗ!"

RX: "What?"

Me: "I said I got an eyelash turned inside-out."

RX: "Oh, I thought you said you got your eye turned inside out."

Me: "I think I would have sounded more distressed if that were the case."