"Oh, thank heavens 2020 is over," we'll say to each other, as we clutch our machetes and stalk giant carnivorous locusts through the radioactive bramble patches of summer 2021...
— Tamara K. (@TamSlick) December 31, 2020
This is only the third worst possible outcome. Second worst, of course, is that at midnight all our devices will automatically tick over to December 32nd.
The worst? Waking up to find the calendar reads "1/1/2020"...
