In an effort to prove that slightly over half of the adult population of the city is dumber than an acre of fungus, the denizens of Moonbat HQ have voted to join hands and wish those evil handguns into the cornfield.
Actually, no, wait... I'm sorry. It's wrong for me to call all those voters dumb. More than wrong, it's technically incorrect. See, the very definition of insanity is performing the same action over and over again while expecting different results, so technically the voters in the Asylum By The Bay aren't stupid, just nuts.