Pat Robertson, knickers all a-twist at the decision of some Pennsylvania voters, threatens to send God to beat them up.
Thankfully, in this day and age, ol' Pat has to wait for divine retribution to happen on its own timetable, and isn't allowed to give God a hand, like his predecessors could. Gotta love that 'Bill of Rights' thing (at least what's left of it.)
UPDATE: Pat "Apocalypse" Robertson can't even get normally credulous AOL subscribers to take him seriously anymore. Rumors that his show's name will be changed to the "7 Club" remain unfounded, however.
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Good ol' Pat wasted no time putting his trust in science when he came down with prostate cancer. He didn't pray the cancer away, but went straight to secular medicine. Hard to imagine why he'd be all up in arms against science now...
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