Pat Robertson, knickers all a-twist at the decision of some Pennsylvania voters, threatens to send God to beat them up.
Thankfully, in this day and age, ol' Pat has to wait for divine retribution to happen on its own timetable, and isn't allowed to give God a hand, like his predecessors could. Gotta love that 'Bill of Rights' thing (at least what's left of it.)
UPDATE: Pat "Apocalypse" Robertson can't even get normally credulous AOL subscribers to take him seriously anymore. Rumors that his show's name will be changed to the "7 Club" remain unfounded, however.