Friday, November 11, 2005

Politics: They're so cute when they're angry...

Pat Robertson, knickers all a-twist at the decision of some Pennsylvania voters, threatens to send God to beat them up.

Thankfully, in this day and age, ol' Pat has to wait for divine retribution to happen on its own timetable, and isn't allowed to give God a hand, like his predecessors could. Gotta love that 'Bill of Rights' thing (at least what's left of it.)


UPDATE: Pat "Apocalypse" Robertson can't even get normally credulous AOL subscribers to take him seriously anymore. Rumors that his show's name will be changed to the "7 Club" remain unfounded, however.

2 comments:

Elmo's aphasiatic twin said...

Dear Pat,

The day of the Lord will come like a thief in the night. While people are saying, "Peace and safety," destruction will come upon them suddenly, as labor pains on a pregnant woman, and they will not escape.

Watch over your shoulder, Pat. You could be traveling with the goats instead of the lambs. Remember what Job said:

JOB 24:22-24: But God drags away the mighty by his power; though they become established, they have no assurance of life. He may let them rest in a feeling of security, but his eyes are on their ways. For a little while they are exalted, and then they are gone; they are brought low and gathered up like all others; they are cut off like heads of grain.

Marko said...

Good ol' Pat wasted no time putting his trust in science when he came down with prostate cancer. He didn't pray the cancer away, but went straight to secular medicine. Hard to imagine why he'd be all up in arms against science now...