Tonight at CCA we're having a reception for Greg "Lumpy" Lambert, who's running for a seat on the Knox County Commission. There'll be door prizes, including a rifle and a paid CCW permit training course. There'll even be a live-fire demo of WWII classics like the STEN MkII and M1A1 Thompson. The fun won't stop 'til 8PM or so.
How can you not vote for a candidate who has a nickname like "Lumpy" and owns buzzguns? :)