...and attributed it to "Maj. Caudill". What makes this extra funny is that it says right on the front page of Boortz's website:
ALWAYS REMEMBERDidn't do you homework on this one, Neal, did you?
Don't believe anything you read on this web page, or, for that matter, anything you hear on The Neal Boortz Show, unless it is consistent with what you already know to be true, or unless you have taken the time to research the matter to prove its accuracy to your satisfaction. This is known as "doing your homework."