Re-watching the Second Amendment portion of the GOP debate, I have to admit that I'm just stunned that some of these ciphers are actually being considered worthy candidates for the Oval Office. I wouldn't trust half these clowns with the keys to my car, let alone the keys to my country. Just once, I'd like a chance to moderate one of these debates:
Me: "Okay. On to the Second Amendment. Mr. Giuliani, we already know how you feel about it, so I'm not going to give you a chance to lie. Senator McCain? How do you feel about the Second Amendment?"
McCain: "Well, when I was flying over Vietnam..."
Me: "Can you go thirty seconds without mentioning Vietnam? The question was about the Second Amendment."
McCain: "Well, my government-issue .45 I carried when I was a pilot over Vietnam..."
Me: "Shut up. Mr. Huckabee, how about you? How do you feel about the Second Amendment?"
Huckabee: "God. Family values."
Me: "Yes, but about the Second Amendment?"
Huckabee: "The Bible. No gay marriage."
Me: "Never mind. Hey, you! The blow-dried tool down towards the end who looks like he just hopped out of a tanning bed! How about you? What do you think about the Second Amendment?"
Romney: (Strikes pose and smiles like an underwear model for the camera.)
Me: "You're an idiot. On to the next question: Taxes. How bad do you think they suck?"