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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard."
Soon the ACLU will demand we investigate and find the responsible parties, most probably white males of European origin. Someone must be made to pay for bending the universe-- it's the only one we've got.
Got to straighten it out for the children.
News flash: NASA uncovers galactic hit-and-run, Bush responsible, last seen running away with semi-automatic revolving machine pistol chambered in 7.66 SKK, news at 11 if we all survive the ice caps melting...
At the other extreme, consider what the Scotsman asked Scott:"What are the possibilities of trade with this place? Could there be coal?"
This explains so much!
Sorry 'bout that. See, first I told 4 people to "Get bent!" Then they told 4 people. Then they told 4 people. And so on. And so on. And so on....
Hmmn, looks like I have some recalibrating to do on the singularity-powered railgun I've been working on. It was supposed to vaporize half the solar system, not dent it. I'll show those fools at the University yet! Mwha-hahahahahahahaha!
The strangest part of all this is, the solar system is bent at exactly the same angle as Bill Clinton's willy!
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