Wednesday, December 12, 2007

I could have told them that.

Voyager 2 discovers solar system is bent

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8 comments:

phlegmfatale said...: Soon the ACLU will demand we investigate and find the responsible parties, most probably white males of European origin. Someone must be made to pay for bending the universe-- it's the only one we've got.; 9:55 AM, December 12, 2007
Anonymous said...: Got to straighten it out for the children.; 10:22 AM, December 12, 2007
Dr. StrangeGun said...: News flash: NASA uncovers galactic hit-and-run, Bush responsible, last seen running away with semi-automatic revolving machine pistol chambered in 7.66 SKK, news at 11 if we all survive the ice caps melting...; 10:25 AM, December 12, 2007
Anonymous said...: At the other extreme, consider what the Scotsman asked Scott:
"What are the possibilities of trade with this place? Could there be coal?"; 10:39 AM, December 12, 2007
Roberta X said...: This explains so much!; 4:26 PM, December 12, 2007
Matt G said...: Sorry 'bout that.

See, first I told 4 people to "Get bent!"

Then they told 4 people.

Then they told 4 people.

And so on.

And so on.

And so on....; 9:16 PM, December 12, 2007
Cybrludite said...: Hmmn, looks like I have some recalibrating to do on the singularity-powered railgun I've been working on. It was supposed to vaporize half the solar system, not dent it. I'll show those fools at the University yet! Mwha-hahahahahahahaha!; 2:58 AM, December 13, 2007
Anonymous said...: The strangest part of all this is, the solar system is bent at exactly the same angle as Bill Clinton's willy!; 6:33 AM, December 13, 2007

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