Thursday, December 20, 2007

Mitt is not pleased...

...at TIME's choice of Czar Vladimir I as person of the year. "You know, he imprisoned his political opponents. There have been a number of highly suspicious murders," said Romney, "Also, speaking as last year's Person Of The Year myself, his hair is nowhere near as good as mine."

6 comments:

phlegmfatale said...

Maybe it was going topless wot done it for him. Remember those pictures-- he was fishing or something? He looked like he was ready to bare-knuckle box someone.

D.W. Drang said...

I'v enoticed that lots of folks are less than pleased. They fail to note that Adolf Hitler and Josef Stalin were also Time's Men Of The Year...

DirtCrashr said...

I have more of a problem with Mitt's fake gun-support than his faked-up hair, however as a baldy I'm somewhat jealous of the extraordinary lethality of his volumizer.
I believe he uses as much Clairol and Breck folicle oscillation products as whatshisname the retard lawyer.

comatus said...

There must be some mistake. The 2006 Time Man of the Year was me.

T.Stahl said...

Let's not forget Deng Xiaoping and Ayatollah Khomeini.

Sean_Galt said...

Mitt promotes himself with red foam "Mitt-mitts," for Chrissakes.
I would have been embarrassed to have his people at the gun-show table next to me-
if I hadn't been looping a 6 hour tape of Ron Paul videos.
Chump.
Mitt needs to lighten up already.
I wonder what he thinks of the gun bill that congress passed today...