Wednesday, January 02, 2008

I laughed so hard my face hurts.

Worst Movie Ever.

(H/T to PDB.)

13 comments:

Zendo Deb said...

I actually have tried to watch Ewe Boll movies - well one anyway.

BloodRayne was complete schlock.

Dr. StrangeGun said...

Last Ew Bowl movie I saw was... huh. I've never seen one.

I think I'll keep it that way.

Oldsmoblogger said...

Granting all that, I'd still put The Ninth Gate up against just about anything as Worst. Movie. Evah., and would enter into evidence one Roman Polanski as a director as inept as any I've ever seen (barring Chinatown, which appears to have been a complete fluke). Yes, that includes Rosemary's Crapfest.

pdb said...

I actually have tried to watch Ewe Boll movies - well one anyway.

BloodRayne was complete schlock.


I have seen House of The Dead and Alone in the Dark... And Bloodrayne was a friggin' masterpiece by comparison.

Anonymous said...

How is Uwe's name pronounced anyway? Is it "ooh-wee"?

Oldsmoblogger said...

It'd be "Ooh-veh."

OA said...

Try more like Oy-vey. It works on so many levels...

LawDog said...

Oh, great. Now I'm going to have to go see it.

bedlamite said...

I'm just going to wait until Uwe releases Zombie Massacre in 2010

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Christina LMT said...

I disagree. The worst movie ever is undoubtedly Deep Shock.

I had to watch it twice because I couldn't believe just how awful it really was.

Roberta X said...

Tsk. There's Plan 9 From Outer Space, then there's Straship Troopers, then all the other bad movies.

...Though Uwe seems to have hit bottom and kept digging.