View From The Porch: I laughed so hard my face hurts.

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

I laughed so hard my face hurts.

Worst Movie Ever.

(H/T to PDB.)

13 comments:

Zendo Deb said...: I actually have tried to watch Ewe Boll movies - well one anyway.

BloodRayne was complete schlock.; 11:10 AM, January 02, 2008
Dr. StrangeGun said...: Last Ew Bowl movie I saw was... huh. I've never seen one.

I think I'll keep it that way.; 11:31 AM, January 02, 2008
Ken said...: Granting all that, I'd still put The Ninth Gate up against just about anything as Worst. Movie. Evah., and would enter into evidence one Roman Polanski as a director as inept as any I've ever seen (barring Chinatown, which appears to have been a complete fluke). Yes, that includes Rosemary's Crapfest.; 2:27 PM, January 02, 2008
Anonymous said...: I actually have tried to watch Ewe Boll movies - well one anyway.

BloodRayne was complete schlock.

I have seen House of The Dead and Alone in the Dark... And Bloodrayne was a friggin' masterpiece by comparison.; 3:15 PM, January 02, 2008
Anonymous said...: How is Uwe's name pronounced anyway? Is it "ooh-wee"?; 4:08 PM, January 02, 2008
Ken said...: It'd be "Ooh-veh."; 4:48 PM, January 02, 2008
Anonymous said...: Try more like Oy-vey. It works on so many levels...; 7:56 PM, January 02, 2008
LawDog said...: Oh, great. Now I'm going to have to go see it.; 8:14 PM, January 02, 2008
Anonymous said...: I'm just going to wait until Uwe releases Zombie Massacre in 2010; 8:27 PM, January 02, 2008
Christina RN LMT said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 9:04 PM, January 02, 2008
Christina RN LMT said...: This comment has been removed by the author.; 9:08 PM, January 02, 2008
Christina RN LMT said...: I disagree. The worst movie ever is undoubtedly Deep Shock.

I had to watch it twice because I couldn't believe just how awful it really was.; 11:11 PM, January 02, 2008
Roberta X said...: Tsk. There's Plan 9 From Outer Space, then there's Straship Troopers, then all the other bad movies.

...Though Uwe seems to have hit bottom and kept digging.; 12:20 AM, January 03, 2008