Friday, January 18, 2008

Karma can be a bitch.

Derrick Kosch, 25, of Kokomo, IN displayed an amazing lack of gunhandling skills on Tuesday when he blew his own... er, wedding tackle into pink mist during an attempted stickup of a Village Pantry convenience store.

Bet he won't have the balls to try that again!

26 comments:

AndyJ said...

That was cold. Actually, I read that he only dissected only one of the golden orbs, so you could say that he might have the ball to try it again

Who is..... Carteach0? said...

And it's so hard to reassemble pink mist...

Sure hope the one left has the better gene making capabilities....

I can only imagine the wonderful nickname he'll have in prison....

Hey! Stop laughing!

Anonymous said...

name in prison??????? RON......Rodger One Nut

Jeff said...

Then there's the dumbass who shot his kid .

http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080118/LOCAL18/801180466

phlegmfatale said...

One might call him a right nutter, 'cept now he's a left-nutter. What a tool.

Tam said...

Holy tool!

Kirk said...

Now the big shame of this is that they have it on film and only show us a cheap screen shot.

I would love to see the look on his face. Gosh knows it hurts bad enough when you have something hit there accidently I really can't fathom how much that shooting one of the berries off would feel.

rickn8or said...

Love that Instant Karma!

staghounds said...

I noticed how quickly Carteach worked hard into the conversation...

BobG said...

Guess he never heard Rule 3 of safe gun handling.

The Captain said...

I had the coffee mug to my lips as I read that last line. Timing is everything.

jimbob86 said...

bobg-

Or rule 2, unless he didn't mind a hole in that part of his anatomy. Maybe it was intentional.......

.... but I doubt it. I'm bettin' he just doesn't have the min. Intel/Wisdom requirements for proficciency in Bang-Fu.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking his prison nickname will be "lefty".

Marko said...

I think the whole piercing craze has gone entirely too far.

Stingray said...

Marko - And he even got (powder) tattoos in the process.

global village idiot said...

Even though he doesn't "fully" qualify for Darwin Award consideration, isn't it only charitable to confer "Associate Membership" upon him?

gvi

Mark said...

Oh jesus Christ, the pain. Not from differentiated testicle sympathetic pain, but cheeks are *KILLING* me from laughing so hard.

Though I note this posts' humour was generated by someone who's never been kicked in the happy sack. If you knew, woman, you wouldn't joke.

TheSev said...

Well, he didn't remove himself from the gene pool, but he has removed any contributions to it.

Only 1?

Doesn't matter, after seeing what happened to his brother, the remaining one isn't going to be heard from for awhile.

tokarev762 said...

So he was a sharpshooter?

Matt G said...

Testes, testes: One, two... no, wait: One...

John B said...

well, I think he could have aimed better, or had hollow points....

Zoe Brain said...

Obviously a cricket player.

Turk Turon said...

A little WD-40 and some duct tape and he'll be fine!

Murphy said...

'Mr'(?) Kosch,
So, you're plans for the night get shot full of holes and you decide to what, take your ball and go home? Come on, 'man', grab some sack! 'Man' up! At least you'll have one less ball to juggle in your daily affairs from now on...

dr mac said...

Good Lord, I almost fell off the couch.

Anonymous said...

Wait a minute! After shooting himself in the nut and leg, he grabbed the loot and ran out of the store. Consider that old saw "no sense, no feeling" proven.