Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Overheard in the living room...

So I'm piddling around in the dining room when I hear my roomie's voice wafting from the room with the big TeeWee:

"You never take out the trash! Oh yeah? Well, you snore! The sofa would look so much better over there!"

Suddenly confused, I stuck my head in the room and asked "What are you talking about?"

"Oh," she explained "the news crawler on the TV said 'California To Hear Gay Marriage Arguments' and I was wondering what made them different from regular marriage arguments."

12 comments:

og said...

You know, it COULD mean that the "My former boyfriend had a HUGE c**k compared to YOURS" argument would be either unilateral, or nonexistent.

Was that out loud?

Sorry.

Tam said...

"Was that out loud?"

Yes it was.

og said...

hey, I SAID sorry.

Inner voice, inner voice.

The Earth Bound Misfit said...

"Are arguments in gay marriage any different"

There are at least two of such things in my family. The short answer is "no." Same arguments over the same things as my parents fought over.

Mark said...

At least the argument over the shade of the drapes wouldn't be this lopsided "They should be cerise!" "I don't care", it'd be over Pantone swatches and involve quality of daylight from *both* sides.

Roberta X said...

I dunno -- I still wanna know what's so special about gay married arguments that a whole big state has to sit and listen. Is it not better manners to try to ignore all disputes among partners of whatever assortment?

...H'mmm, I'd like to have salient and pithy points to make but I spect time will solve this issue. Or aty least resolve it.

Turk Turon said...

"Cerise!"
"Cerulean!"
"Cerise!"
"Cerulean!"

BobG said...

At least there wouldn't be arguments over whether the toilet seat should be left up or down.

DirtCrashr said...

BobG, you might be wrong...

Jay G said...

I dunno why anyone would be against gay marriage.

Why should homosexuals be spared the agony?

;)

Cybrludite said...

Just like a stright one, only more lisping... (or possibly more flannel, depending)

phlegmfatale said...

David Lee Roth quote of the day--
"Marriage involves three rings: the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.