So I'm piddling around in the dining room when I hear my roomie's voice wafting from the room with the big TeeWee:
"You never take out the trash! Oh yeah? Well, you snore! The sofa would look so much better over there!"
Suddenly confused, I stuck my head in the room and asked "What are you talking about?"
"Oh," she explained "the news crawler on the TV said 'California To Hear Gay Marriage Arguments' and I was wondering what made them different from regular marriage arguments."