Tuesday, March 04, 2008

You're doing it even wronger.


Please report to the nearest Soylent Green vat and jump in. Oh, and do remember to strip first. Thank you for your cooperation.

9 comments:

B&N said...

May we opt for throwing the dolt into the furnace-powered electrical generator instead, a la Brave New World.

Gregg said...

Tam,
I've got to go with b&n on this one. We don't know that the future darwin award winners condition is not akin to mad cow disease. Thus, I would prefer to not ingest such a creature.

Tam said...

Good point.

Flaming Idiots: The Ultimate Renewable Energy Source.

BobG said...

You have to wonder when lolcat spelling became the standard.

Old Grouch said...

When they stopped requiring regular spelling in schools. ("Aren't they cute. They're so creative!")

staghounds said...

That would indeed be a...


wait for it....




horrible screaning death (tm).

Word verification, ACOMA

Kristopher said...

Furnace, hell ...

1 metric ton of idiot can, through heat depolymerization, be converted into about 80 gallons of Soylent Diesel.

Fuel's expensive ... and my Diesel Suburban is getting hungry.

TheSev said...

Even if we didn't "green" him, just "Strip first"?

Couldn't we at least work in a delousing and a shower too?

Kristopher said...

That's the beauty of heat depolymerization. No cleanup needed, since the product is fuel, not food.