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Tuesday, March 04, 2008

Please report to the nearest Soylent Green vat and jump in. Oh, and do remember to strip first. Thank you for your cooperation.

theirritablearchitect said...: May we opt for throwing the dolt into the furnace-powered electrical generator instead, a la Brave New World.; 2:00 PM, March 04, 2008
Anonymous said...: Tam,
I've got to go with b&n on this one. We don't know that the future darwin award winners condition is not akin to mad cow disease. Thus, I would prefer to not ingest such a creature.; 2:37 PM, March 04, 2008
Tam said...: Good point.

Flaming Idiots: The Ultimate Renewable Energy Source.; 5:28 PM, March 04, 2008
BobG said...: You have to wonder when lolcat spelling became the standard.; 5:48 PM, March 04, 2008
Anonymous said...: When they stopped requiring regular spelling in schools. ("Aren't they cute. They're so creative!"); 6:23 PM, March 04, 2008
staghounds said...: That would indeed be a...

wait for it....

horrible screaning death (tm).

Word verification, ACOMA; 8:41 PM, March 04, 2008
Anonymous said...: Furnace, hell ...

1 metric ton of idiot can, through heat depolymerization, be converted into about 80 gallons of Soylent Diesel.

Fuel's expensive ... and my Diesel Suburban is getting hungry.; 10:34 PM, March 04, 2008
Anonymous said...: Even if we didn't "green" him, just "Strip first"?

Couldn't we at least work in a delousing and a shower too?; 6:30 PM, March 05, 2008
Anonymous said...: That's the beauty of heat depolymerization. No cleanup needed, since the product is fuel, not food.; 10:30 PM, March 05, 2008

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