Sunday, June 15, 2008

In his spare time...

...Barack *redacted* Obama has been known to take pink 10/22 rifles away from little girls and use them to shoot cute, defenseless puppies, before having the gun melted down and turned into Che Guevara buttons.

5 comments:

Roberta X said...

He'd shoot a pink gun? That unspeakable so and so, those are for gurls! I bet he wouldn't even clean, dress and cook the puppies, either.

New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Well THIS one is true. The cybernauts can't fault you here.

Steve Skubinna said...

Okay, to be fair here, you need to point out that he'd only shoot Republican puppies, and only if they brought a knife to the fight.

Alan said...

LOL LOL LOL.

You're going to have to issue a spew warning if you're going to keep posting these. This caused me to have to clean Diet Coke off my keyboard AGAIN.

somerled said...

Don't forget that he'll have those rifle-toting girls in deprogramming, repeating hope and change mantras, and passing out condoms to their red-scarf-wearing peers.