Sunday, June 15, 2008

In his spare time...

...Barack *redacted* Obama has been known to take pink 10/22 rifles away from little girls and use them to shoot cute, defenseless puppies, before having the gun melted down and turned into Che Guevara buttons.
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5 comments:

Roberta X said...

He'd shoot a pink gun? That unspeakable so and so, those are for gurls! I bet he wouldn't even clean, dress and cook the puppies, either.

9:32 AM, June 15, 2008
New Jovian Thunderbolt said...

Well THIS one is true. The cybernauts can't fault you here.

11:54 AM, June 15, 2008
Anonymous said...

Okay, to be fair here, you need to point out that he'd only shoot Republican puppies, and only if they brought a knife to the fight.

12:27 PM, June 15, 2008
Alan said...

LOL LOL LOL.

You're going to have to issue a spew warning if you're going to keep posting these. This caused me to have to clean Diet Coke off my keyboard AGAIN.

2:03 PM, June 15, 2008
Somerled said...

Don't forget that he'll have those rifle-toting girls in deprogramming, repeating hope and change mantras, and passing out condoms to their red-scarf-wearing peers.

2:30 PM, June 15, 2008

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