Caught out of the pocket by a 5-4 blitz, Barack "The Dodger" Obama says "I was for it before I was against it before I was for it. Also, Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia."
Also, I love the headline: "Obama Camp Disavows Last Year's 'Inartful' Statement on D.C. Gun Law." I guess after you've had so much practice throwing people under the bus, tossing an 'inartful statement' beneath the Michelins is a doddle. They spend so much time disavowing, you wonder when they find time to avow.
(H/T to Unc.)