Monday, December 23, 2013

Overheard in the Office...


Me: "Oh, god, I can't hardly watch this because of that helmet..."

RX: "That man know the taste of the windows."

Me: *laughing so hard tears are running down my cheeks* "Stop! I'm gonna poo myself!"

RX: "Like he hasn't already done that. 'I made poop!'"
If you're trying to do a video demo of something, shouldn't you edit out the takes where you get it wrong? Or at least note it? "Hey, I fumbled that one; don't do it like that."

At least his Special Safety Hat gives him a place to mount the camera.

18 comments:

Eric said...

I'm starting to think that the P-T.com forum needs a separate "Herp Derp" subforum just for these videos.

Farm.Dad said...

http://i.imgur.com/HMPE8V7.jpg

staghounds said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0L5QC9ZJkM8

Theother Ryan said...

So you mean drawing a gun at a lethargic pace then shooting a man sized target within spitting distance and having the gun hang up in the holster 1/3 times isn't super Operatortastic Operating?

That guy gives me a headache.

Kristophr said...

At least he isn't using big boy rules.

And I guess someone needs to teach groin-shot-fu.

Oleg Volk said...

Hmmm...no eye protection while shooting steel up close. Slow draws and peripheral hits. I might have to go take that course!

Kristophr said...

Mikhail Kalashnikov died today.

Peace be upon him.



Old NFO said...

Lemme count the fails... Oh never mind... too many to list! And first and foremost shooting STEEL from that close? YGTBSM!!!

Windy Wilson said...

Kalashnikov? Oh, that's a bummer!
This guy? His moves are a real stunner! He teaches a class? To paying customers? I'll keep my money in my pocket, thankyouverymuch.

Wyfaggro said...

At least he was nice enough to show it in slow motion so we could see how it works...

oh...

nevermind

TV Norn said...

Usually, when I see coordination and
headgear like this, there's a short bus involved somewhere. Sorry....

Fuzzy Curmudgeon said...

WWII? My father fought in WWII. He would never have done something that stupid with a handgun. My ass gets sore just thinking about what he would have done if he'd ever caught me shooting steel targets at point blank range...

I'd like to know how that guy has managed to live as long as he apparently has.

LawDog said...

Seeing a lot of gut-shots -- to put it politely.

Not sure that a gut-shot at bad-breath distance is liable to have the immediate effect that I would be looking for, but different strokes and all that.

Joel said...

He edited out the parts where the target stumbled forward and killed him with his own helmet.

Tom the Impaler said...

I know thse groin shots would have been murder, you just don't know what you're talking about.

Murphy's Law said...

I wanna take this guy's class just so I can demand my money back. Sheesh!

Matt G said...

"I made number two!"

Steve Florman said...

I just really wish he'd take off the USMC T-shirt. Please, dude, like you ever learned that shit in the Corps.