Tuesday, December 17, 2013

That soft whistling noise you hear...

...is the wind sighing through the space in my head where post ideas are supposed to be.

I see that Gropin' Joe Biden is being his usual self, and yet is roundly defended by the War On Women crowd because he has the excuse of being Not George Bush. Being a Democrat can get you out of much worse allegations than a little inappropriate fondlin', after all.

I hardly even have the heart to make fun of Joe anymore, because it's about as challenging as going on safari at the petting zoo, but while we're discussing Wars On Women, can I note that the Kennedy family actually has a body count?
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12 comments:

Anonymous said...

I keep trying to work up the courage to get that democrat lobotomy. Life seems so much easier on the other side of the aisle. But I probably would need a raft of political connections to go with the lobotomy to make it all work, so there's that. :-(

jf

Jim said...

The awkward veep makes us other old and unreconstructed MCPs look bad. Krikey, he's terrible at it.

Joe, if you simply must offend a woman, at least shoot for a bit of grace and style. Starting at the waist is sophomoric. :)

Joseph said...

Less appropriate: Trying the underboob grab on a reporter during a Christmas, er Holiday photo or taking a selfie with the hot Danish PM during beloved dead guy funeral?

Answer: GEORGE BUSH!1! Cheney!11!! Haliburton!!ELEVEN!!

Aaron said...

Well, we always knew the press and this administration had a particularly close and intimate relationship.....

treefroggy said...

Speaking of lobotomy , I hope Kathleen Kennedy is being counted in the body count .

og said...

Racist.

billf said...

Tam,First of all,I doubt that you ever have wind whistling through your head,you seem to be an encyclopedia (if that doesn't make me seem too old) of interesting things to talk about and think about.
On to the subject of our idiot VP,it seems to me that to be a Democrat these days,it's part of the party platform to be a groper-at least-and laugh about getting caught in public.
Just like Kennedy,Clinton,Weiner,Spitzer,Hart,et al,the only thing I wonder about,is how their wives put up with it all.Is being the wife of a politician valuable enough to be the butt of jokes behind the scenes of every dinner party for the rest of your life?

XisDshizL said...

NO worries - do a post on my hilarious parody video about Obamacare:

Hitler's health insurance is cancelled

I have plenty more ideas if you need them!

dave said...

Well, Joe and Ted were old drinking buddies....

Anonymous said...

It must be a North East thing.

http://twitchy.com/2013/12/10/it-begs-for-memeing-is-the-chris-christie-boob-hover-the-new-sad-keanu-pic-photoshop/

Gerry

JohninMd.(too late?!??) said...

Good ol' Joe "Groper" Biden, the proverbial kwazy uncle in the attic, one of the smartest moves Barry made to avoid a threat of assassination.....

Stretch said...

Democrats are twice as good as ANY of us.
That's 'cause while we have standards they have Double standards.