"The Crenshaw mall now has both a black Santa and a Spanish-speaking Latino Santa"While I doubt Rich's or Davidson's had a Latino Santa, I'll bet they had black Santas in the Jim Crow-era South, too. I guess it's a Democrat thing; they seem pretty hung up on race.
Minus ten diversity points for no bearded Lady Claus.
This country is nucking futz.
And before some dude pops up with some wharrgarbl about how the white man built Santa for the world and we should be happy for it, can I take a moment to remind everyone that...
(...send your kids away from the monitor; spoilers follow...)
...SANTA CLAUS IS WHATEVER COLOR YOUR PARENTS ARE, MORON!