Monday, March 03, 2008

PS: I hate you.


What you need is to eat a Ho Ho. I'm just sayin'....
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17 comments:

Draven said...

Somebody get her a sammich.

6:52 PM, March 03, 2008
Anonymous said...

She's also probably 17.

6:55 PM, March 03, 2008
Anonymous said...

Hate? The other side does that..... they hate us because they can't bring themselves to use lethal force if we must, and we can.

Don't hate her because her metablolism eats more often than she does.....

7:23 PM, March 03, 2008
Carteach said...

Ah.... Ok..... she can be whatever she wants to be. I try not to judge by physical in major ways.

That said..... not my 'type'. I like people, especially women, who enjoy life and show it. Nobody who truly enjoys a perfectly grilled steak and a juicy brownie will EVER be a size six, at least not after 12 years old.

7:26 PM, March 03, 2008
Anonymous said...

A cheeeeeseburger would do that girl a world of good.

8:47 PM, March 03, 2008
BryanP said...

Meh. She sounds like one good hug would snap her in two. No fun at all.

BryanP

9:32 PM, March 03, 2008
staghounds said...

You met my friend K, who's 5'10 and a two/four depending on manufacturer.

I don't hate her, but I do have some awe/envy issues...

9:38 PM, March 03, 2008
CGHill said...

There are size sixes in Joplin, Missouri?

I must have driven through town too quickly or something.

9:40 PM, March 03, 2008
staghounds said...

Also she's ignorant, inseam is a leg length measurement and is independent of size.

The searcher, not K. (Inseam 36. Envy running toward jealousy.)

Time to go back on the crack. Or maybe meth, I could use the clean house but the tooth loss would be a pain.

9:42 PM, March 03, 2008
Aaron said...

Back when I worked at a GNC, we would get tiny little girls coming in asking what they should do about their weight. I was told I'd get fired if I ever responded, "Eat more taco bell," again.

10:13 PM, March 03, 2008
phlegmfatale said...

That's adorable, aaron!

11:25 PM, March 03, 2008
Cybrludite said...

CGHill,

They were standing sideways to you as you drove through...

2:11 AM, March 04, 2008
Anonymous said...

Red beans and rice did miss her.

2:11 AM, March 04, 2008
Brian J. said...

My sainted mother, at 5'10.5" inches and and size 5/6 takes a 33" inseam.

She'll also take any Ho-Hos or pizzas you're willing to share, since it's not a lack of eating that leaves her so, erm, trim.

8:11 AM, March 04, 2008
breda said...

She could wear my jeans as short shorts!

word: wluibonk (the i-bonk, the newest accessory in personal defense, Three Stooges style.)

10:11 AM, March 04, 2008
perlhaqr said...

Carteach0: Not necessarily true. I dated a girl in college who was 6 foot tall and about 120 pounds, no matter what she ate. And we used to go to the local microbrewery and put down big steaks and pitchers of imperial stout.

Human genetics produces a lot of variety.

12:31 PM, March 04, 2008
Christina RN LMT said...

I'm, hrm, rather large, and my daughter (16) wears size 29/30 in young men's pants. (She hates "guuurrrl" pants, and loves the big and numerous pockets in the boys' ones).
Life's not fair, and genetics are weird.

2:49 AM, March 05, 2008

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