Thursday, June 12, 2008

Online Rumors:

It is a little-known fact that Barack kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.

Also, Jimmy Hoffa was last seen getting in his car.

And he changed his middle name to Hussein from Khomeini, to make it seem less conspicuous.


Turk Turon said...

The Daily Show referred to him as Barack Napoleon Pol Pot Hussein Obama.

Dr. StrangeGun said...

If you feel extra snarky and want a new slogan to play with, one popped into my head this morning.

"Exact Change Only"

Anonymous said...

And he changed it to Khomeini from SATAN.