...but it rhymes.

"Hey, Heinz! Who wants shawarma?"

So, Greece has its economy waiting for the second flush, and they're basically holding the threat of a default to the Eurozone's head and demanding yet another bailout debt forgiveness.

Meanwhile, the Jerry army's in as parlous a state as it's been in since smoke was still rising from the rubble of Berlin, which must make it hard for Angela to run a good bluff in those late night poker games with Czar Vladimir. I mean, according to some sources I've heard, the Ellinikós Stratós actually has more Leopard 2 panzers in commission right now than the Bundeswehr.

ETA:

"The United States has sent hundreds of military personnel to joint NATO exercises in the Baltics."

LTC Charles B. Smith was unavailable for comment.
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