Stubby-Fingered Vulgarian

Rubio can't even insult Trump right. I'm sure one of his staffers or speechwriters stumbled across the old Graydon Carter gag and Marco, instead of deftly wielding this laser-targeted, pre-formed scalpel handed him for free, flubbed it and went straight to the playground "hand-size=dick-size" joke.

Ah, Rubio, the "almost" candidate. Almost witty. Almost conservative. Almost presidential...
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