"After years of urging its terrorists to attack major European cities, ISIS is now telling them to steer clear due to the coronavirus.I read the headline aloud to Bobbi and she asked if it were The Onion or the Babylon Bee.
Any sick jihadists already in Europe, however, should stay there — presumably to sicken infidels, according to a ‘sharia’ directive printed in the group’s al-Naba newsletter, the Sunday Times of London reported."
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From my friend T. W. online:
"This isn’t satire. These people literally wipe their ass with their bare hand, and have sex with goats, and even they have the sense to tell assholes who’d blow themselves up over a cartoon to use their heads and not travel right now. Think about that.".