Overheard in the Office...

Holden is in the advanced stages of attention-seeking behavior in Bobbi's lap, which results in being scolded and unceremoniously set on the floor.

RX: (to cat) "No, no! No chewing on the arm! That is not how we get attention." 

RX: (to me) "Does he chew on your arm?" 

Me: "No. For that matter, Huck has never bitten me, either." 

RX: "Why do cats bite me and not you?" 

Me: "I dunno. You look biteable?"