I will not consider things to have returned to normal until Preston Safeway once again regularly stocks Charmin Sensitive and eight-roll packs of regular Bounty paper towels.
They’ve resumed a normal stocking and availability level of Charmin Soft and Charmin Strong, the rationing signs have been down for over a month at this point, and you can get all the Bounty Essentials you want, but regular Bounty still has not returned to my teeny corner grocer. Nor has the green-label Charmin, which is the Cadillac of bumwipe.
Maybe it will arrive with the first green shoots of spring.
