Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Politics: Don't whine to me, Argentina...

Boo-fricken'-hoo.


Saddam, dressed in a dark suit and white shirt and clutching a Quran, complained that he and the seven other defendants were tired and had been deprived of opportunities to shower, have a change of clothes, exercise or go for a smoke.

"This is terrorism," he declared.


Fetch the wood chipper, Achmed; this clown obviously needs a refresher in Terrorism 101.

"I live in an iron cage covered by a tent under American democratic rule. You should come see my cage," he told Amin. "The Americans and the Zionists want to execute Saddam Hussein."

Er, well, yeah. And your point is...?

2 comments:

Elmo's aphasiatic twin said...

Saddam was particularly upset about not having a change of underwear. Such barbarism. It's a good thing Justice is blind. Her sense of smell ought to go as well.

Russ K said...

As reported in the news the last couple days, Saddam has refused to show up for his trial because of "barbaric" living conditions. What do we do when he refuses to show up for his execution?