Saddam, dressed in a dark suit and white shirt and clutching a Quran, complained that he and the seven other defendants were tired and had been deprived of opportunities to shower, have a change of clothes, exercise or go for a smoke.
"This is terrorism," he declared.
Fetch the wood chipper, Achmed; this clown obviously needs a refresher in Terrorism 101.
"I live in an iron cage covered by a tent under American democratic rule. You should come see my cage," he told Amin. "The Americans and the Zionists want to execute Saddam Hussein."
Er, well, yeah. And your point is...?