Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Okay, now...

Stop it, you perverts.

That picture isn't here. It doesn't exist. You've never seen it. Furthermore, these are not the 'droids you're looking for.

15 comments:

Marko said...

For a c-note or two, I'll keep that nonexisting picture off my blog, despite the fact that careful linking could probably net me 50,000 hits in a day or two.

BobG said...

So she doesn't have one of these?
http://www.leiasmetalbikini.com/
(Sniff, sniff)

ColtCCO said...

Pfft. If that picture doesn't exist, then I suppose that was your evil twin I saw?

AdaM said...

Bwahahaha. Who searches for these things anyways?!



ps - Hi Trevor! :)

Paul Simer said...

Ain't it nice to be stalked?

I wouldn't know. I made the bikini picture of myself available over a year ago, and so far all I've gotten is threats that I "better not go anywhere near MY kids!"

Cowboy Blob said...

If it doesn't exist, there's always Photoshop ;)

Les Jones said...

Woohoo! I'm the number 1 search result! :-)

On account of having this post and this post on the front page at the same time and having The High Road on my link roster.

pax said...

I'm a little puzzled, Tam -- why were YOU looking for that non-existent photo? Surely you've seen it?

Tam said...

" I'm a little puzzled, Tam -- why were YOU looking for that non-existent photo?"

I was just checking SiteMeter to see what Google searches landed folks on the doorstep of my humble virtual abode. Imagine my lack of surprise... ;)

T.Stahl said...

That (presumably) guy was looking in the wrong place. Instead of "The High Road" he should have looked ... arrgh ... I'm ... being ... force ... choked

phlegmfatale said...

I love that 'droids line. I use it frequently. I'm glad I chased those links and found the Jeff Gordon song. Oh, and aren't you up late? Since you get up with the chickens, that surprises me.

David said...

The question is not whether the picture is here, but rather, could it be? :)

Oleg, you're needed in Knoxville.

Anonymous said...

Wait wait...so she's not half-nekkid somewhere?

Zendo Deb said...

such a picture would probably drive you sitemeter hit-counter thru the roof....

Byron Quick said...

It does exist or, at least, it did exist. I saw it once but I think it was on TFL. As I told Tamara, I have an excellent visual memory, I don't need to see it again.:)

Byron